I'm Sorry, I Just Can't Today

Wednesday is usually the day that I post something on at least one of the blogs (here or the DRP Updates blog). I had something in mind for today, an amusing1 continuation of the “How To Not Be A Douche-nozzle” series focusing on CostCo. I will probably use the idea in the future, so don’t feel too bad. The idea came from, no surprise here, a quick2 trip to CostCo.

When I finished my shopping, I did what I always do when I get in to the car. I plugged in my phone then started the car. I was immediately engulfed by a crazy apocalyptic view of the future where there was a siege on the US Capitol. I couldn’t figure out what was going on, since the audiobook I was listening to takes place in the years right after the dead rise during the Civil War
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Then I sat in horror when I realized that the phone hadn’t connected and I was listening to news radio.

I apologize for the lack of humorous content, but it just ain’t happening today. I’m too heartsick.




1 At least I hope it will be amusing.

2 Relatively speaking.

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Dread Nation by Justina Ireland.